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60 Hilarious Best Friend Quotes That Will Make You LOL

  1. “Best friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. Unless they owe you money, then they’re like cubic zirconia, cheap and everywhere.”
  2. “A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’”
  3. “Friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone.”
  4. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
  5. “I hope we’re friends until we die. Then, I hope we stay ghost friends so we can walk through walls and scare the crap out of people.”
  6. “Best friends are the people in your life who make you laugh louder, smile brighter, and live better.”
  7. “I’d take a bullet for you, not in the head, but like in the leg or something.”
  8. “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it sure does help.”
  9. “Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face.”
  10. “You know your best friend is crazy when you start to worry about them being the sane one.”
  11. “I love my best friend because she hates all the same people I do.”
  12. “A best friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have, and they make you feel like you have a pot of gold.”
  13. “I don’t need therapy, I have my best friend.”
  14. “Best friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.”
  15. “You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.”
  16. “Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us.”
  17. “Best friends are the people who make your problems their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.”
  18. “Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.”
  19. “I love my best friend like a fat kid loves cake.”
  20. “A true friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but a best friend is someone who will be sitting next to you saying, ‘That was awesome!’”
  21. “I don’t always have a best friend, but when I do, I choose you.”
  22. “You don’t need a therapist when you have a best friend who listens to you rant and then agrees with everything you say.”
  23. “If you have crazy friends, you have everything you need in life.”
  24. “A best friend is like a good bra: supportive, comfortable, and always there for you.”
  25. “Best friends are like a fine wine. They get better with age, and you want to drink more of them.”
  26. “A best friend is someone who knows all your secrets, but still loves you anyway.”
  27. “I don’t trust people who don’t have at least one best friend. It’s like, are you even human?”
  28. “We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.”
  29. “Best friends are the people who make you laugh so hard that you snort, and then make you laugh even harder because you snorted.”
  30. “A true best friend is someone who will go to great lengths to embarrass you in public, just for a laugh.”
  31. “Friends don’t let friends take bad selfies.”
  32. “A best friend is someone you can call in the middle of the night and they’ll answer the phone, no questions asked.”
  33. “I don’t always have time for my best friend, but when I do, we never stop talking.”
  34. “Best friends are the ones who can insult each other without getting offended.”
  35. “You know you’re best friends when you start finishing each other’s sentences and laughing at the same stupid jokes.”
  36. “A best friend is like a unicorn. They’re rare, magical, and you feel lucky to have found one.”
  37. “A true best friend is someone who will help you move a dead body and not ask any questions.”
  38. “Friends don’t let friends wear ugly outfits in public.”
  39. “Best friends are the people who make your bad days better and your good days even better.”
  40. “I never feel alone with my best friend. She’s always there, in the back of my mind, making sarcastic comments.”
  41. “Best friends are like coffee, strong, hot, and always there when you need them.”
  42. “A best friend is someone who knows how weird you are and still chooses to be seen with you in public.”
  43. “Friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone, they join in and make it even more stupid.”
  44. “A true best friend is someone who will tell you when you have food in your teeth and then take a picture of you with it.”
  45. “I don’t always have the right words to say, but my best friend always knows what I mean.”
  46. “Best friends are the people who can make you laugh so hard that you forget why you were sad in the first place.”
  47. “A best friend is someone who will listen to you complain about the same thing over and over again, and still be there to listen to you the next time you need to vent.”
  48. “I don’t need a GPS when I have my best friend, she always knows where we’re going.”
  49. “Friends don’t let friends have bad haircuts.”
  50. “Best friends are like the stars, you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.”
  51. “A true best friend is someone who will let you cry on their shoulder, even if they just got a new shirt.”
  52. “I don’t need a superhero, I have my best friend.”
  53. “Best friends are the people who will stay up all night with you, just to watch a bad movie and eat junk food.”
  54. “A best friend is someone who will make fun of you, but still defend you if anyone else tries to do the same.”
  55. “Friends don’t let friends text their exes.”
  56. “A true best friend is someone who will be honest with you, even if it’s not what you want to hear.”
  57. “Best friends are like a good pair of shoes, they’re comfortable, reliable, and always there when you need them.”
  58. “I don’t need a therapist, I have my best friend and a bottle of wine.”
  59. “Friends don’t let friends drink bad wine.”
  60. “A best friend is someone who will go on crazy adventures with you, just for the memories.”

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