Insight Critics

Laughs with Your Besties: 100 Hilarious Best Friend Quotes

  1. A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer
  2. “A friend will help you move, but a best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes
  3. “Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.” – Unknown
  4. “I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.” – Unknown
  5. “A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.” – Unknown
  6. “Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown
  7. “Friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone.” – Unknown
  8. “A best friend is like a good bra, hard to find, supportive, and always close to your heart.” – Unknown
  9. “I love my best friend like a fat kid loves cake.” – Unknown
  10. “A best friend is someone who can make you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again.” – Unknown
  11. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer
  12. “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn
  13. “A best friend is like a brother or sister that you actually like.” – Unknown
  14. “We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… Then, we’ll be new friends!” – Unknown
  15. “Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.” – Unknown
  16. “A best friend is someone who knows all your secrets, but loves you anyway.” – Unknown
  17. “Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.” – Unknown
  18. “A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.” – Jim Morrison
  19. “A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again.” – Unknown
  20. “Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them, they die.” – Unknown
  21. “Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life.” – Unknown
  22. “A best friend is someone who knows how crazy you are but still chooses to be seen with you in public.” – Unknown
  23. “A friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘That was fun!’” – Groucho Marx
  24. “A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.” – Unknown
  25. “Best friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.” – Unknown
  26. “A best friend is someone who you can tell anything to and they won’t judge you… because they’re already judging someone else.” – Unknown
  27. “Friends are like snowflakes, each one is unique and special… but they all melt eventually.” – Unknown
  28. “A best friend is someone who will take a bullet for you… but they’ll also be the one who shoots you with a Nerf gun when you’re not looking.” – Unknown
  29. “A best friend is someone who knows you better than you know yourself, but still pretends to be surprised when you do something stupid.” – Unknown
  30. “Friends come and go, but a best friend is like a permanent marker on your heart.” – Unknown
  31. “A best friend is someone who can finish your sentences… but also knows when to shut up and let you talk.” – Unknown
  32. “A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself – and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them.” – Jim Morrison
  33. “A best friend is someone who you can be yourself around, without fear of being judged… until they have enough material to write a book about you.” – Unknown
  34. “A best friend is someone who knows all your flaws but still loves you anyway.” – Unknown
  35. “A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.” – Unknown
  36. “Best friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. Fake friends are like leaves, found everywhere.” – Unknown
  37. “A best friend is someone who you can call at 3 AM and they’ll answer, no questions asked… but they’ll also be the first one to mock you for being awake at that time.” – Unknown
  38. “Friends are like bras, close to your heart and always supportive.” – Unknown
  39. “A best friend is someone who will laugh with you, cry with you, and then laugh at you for crying.” – Unknown
  40. “Best friends don’t let you do stupid things alone… but they also don’t let you forget about them either.” – Unknown
  41. “A best friend is someone who will tell you the truth, even if it hurts… but they’ll also be the first one to make fun of you for being hurt.” – Unknown
  42. “A true friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.” – Donna Roberts
  43. “A best friend is someone who can make you laugh until you pee… and then laugh at you for peeing.” – Unknown
  44. “Friends are like wine, they get better with age… unless they’re boxed, then they just get worse.” – Unknown
  45. “A best friend is someone who you can trust with your deepest secrets… unless they involve embarrassing photos, then they’ll probably share them with everyone.” – Unknown
  46. “A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good person, even though they know you’re a little bit crazy.” – Unknown
  47. “A best friend is someone who will help you hide the body… but also someone who will ask questions later.” – Unknown
  48. “Friends are like sprinkles on a cupcake, they make everything better… unless you’re allergic to them, then they make everything worse.” – Unknown
  49. “A best friend is someone who you can go months without talking to, but when you do, it’s like no time has passed at all.” – Unknown
  50. “A true friend is someone who knows when you’re sad, even when you’re pretending to be happy.” – Unknown
  51. “A best friend is someone who will tell you the truth, even if it means hurting your feelings… but they’ll also be the first one to apologize and make it up to you.” – Unknown
  52. “Friends are like farts, you can’t see them but you know they’re always there.” – Unknown
  53. “A best friend is someone who will go on crazy adventures with you, even if it means getting lost and ending up in a sketchy neighborhood.” – Unknown
  54. “A true friend is someone who can see the pain in your eyes while everyone else believes the smile on your face.” – Unknown
  55. “A best friend is someone who will make you feel better when you’re sad… but they’ll also be the first one to point out how ridiculous you look when you’re crying.” – Unknown
  56. “Friends are like snowflakes, each one is unique and beautiful… but they all make your life a little bit colder.” – Unknown
  57. “A best friend is someone who will help you pick up the pieces when your life falls apart… and then they’ll probably make fun of you for having such a messy life.” – Unknown
  58. “A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present, and encourages your future.” – Unknown
  59. “A best friend is someone who you can be yourself around, even if that means acting like a total weirdo.” – Unknown
  60. “Friends are like family, except you get to choose them… and they don’t make you feel guilty for skipping Thanksgiving.” – Unknown
  61. “A best friend is someone who knows all your secrets, but still thinks you’re amazing… or at least tolerable.” – Unknown
  62. “Friends come and go, but best friends stick around to remind you of all the stupid things you did together.” – Unknown
  63. “A best friend is someone who will make you laugh so hard that you forget about your problems… until they bring them up again later.” – Unknown
  64. “Friends are like bras, they offer support and make you feel good… but they can also be a pain in the neck.” – Unknown
  65. “A best friend is someone who you can call at any hour of the day or night… but they might not answer if they’re sleeping.” – Unknown
  66. “A true friend is someone who will make you soup when you’re sick… or at least order you takeout.” – Unknown
  67. “A best friend is someone who will listen to your problems and give you advice… even if they have no idea what they’re talking about.” – Unknown
  68. “Friends are like chips, you can’t have just one… but if you eat too many, you’ll regret it.” – Unknown
  69. “A best friend is someone who will laugh at your jokes, no matter how bad they are… but they’ll also tell you when they’re not funny.” – Unknown
  70. “A true friend is someone who will help you move… but only if there’s pizza and beer involved.” – Unknown
  71. “A best friend is someone who will be there for you through thick and thin… unless they’re on vacation, then you’re on your own.” – Unknown
  72. “Friends are like cupcakes, they come in all different flavors… but they all end up in your stomach.” – Unknown
  73. “A best friend is someone who will watch your favorite TV show with you, even if they hate it… but they’ll also make fun of you for liking it.” – Unknown
  74. “A true friend is someone who will bail you out of jail… but they’ll also ask how you got there in the first place.” – Unknown
  75. “A best friend is someone who will make you a better person… or at least a more interesting one.” – Unknown
  76. “Friends are like sweatpants, they’re comfortable and easy to be around… but you wouldn’t wear them to a fancy restaurant.” – Unknown
  77. “A best friend is someone who will tell you when you have something in your teeth… but they’ll also take a picture of it first.” – Unknown
  78. “A true friend is someone who will hold your hair back when you’re throwing up… but they’ll also remind you not to drink so much next time.” – Unknown
  79. “A best friend is someone who will let you vent about your problems for hours… but they’ll also tell you to shut up when you’re being ridiculous.” – Unknown
  80. “Friends are like ice cream, they come in all different flavors and make life a little bit sweeter… but they also melt if you don’t eat them fast enough.” – Unknown
  81. “A best friend is someone who will make you feel better after a breakup… by telling you all the reasons why your ex was a jerk.” – Unknown
  82. “Friends are like wine, they get better with age… but sometimes they also make you feel a little bit dizzy.” – Unknown
  83. “A best friend is someone who will hold your hand during a scary movie… and then make fun of you for being scared.” – Unknown
  84. “A true friend is someone who will lend you money when you’re broke… but they’ll also make you pay them back with interest.” – Unknown
  85. “A best friend is someone who will dance with you in public… even if you have no rhythm.” – Unknown
  86. “Friends are like pillows, they’re always there when you need a nap… but sometimes they also give you a stiff neck.” – Unknown
  87. “A best friend is someone who will tell you the truth… even if it hurts your feelings.” – Unknown
  88. “A true friend is someone who will help you hide a dead body… but only if they know the person was a jerk.” – Unknown
  89. “A best friend is someone who will make you laugh until you cry… and then keep going until you’re snorting and gasping for air.” – Unknown
  90. “Friends are like blankets, they keep you warm and cozy… but sometimes they also get tangled up and annoying.” – Unknown
  91. “A best friend is someone who will join you in a ridiculous adventure… even if it involves wearing costumes and embarrassing yourselves in public.” – Unknown
  92. “A true friend is someone who will take care of your pets when you’re out of town… but they’ll also send you daily updates and pictures of your furry babies.” – Unknown
  93. “A best friend is someone who will be your partner in crime… as long as the crime is harmless and won’t get you arrested.” – Unknown
  94. “Friends are like shoes, you need different ones for different occasions… and sometimes they also give you blisters.” – Unknown
  95. “A best friend is someone who will make you a mixtape… even though mixtapes haven’t been a thing since the 90s.” – Unknown
  96. “A true friend is someone who will hold your hair back and take care of you when you’re sick… but they’ll also tease you for being a drama queen.” – Unknown
  97. “A best friend is someone who will take your side in an argument… even if they don’t fully understand the situation.” – Unknown
  98. “Friends are like books, they take you on a journey and teach you things… but sometimes they also have boring parts that you just have to get through.” – Unknown
  99. “A best friend is someone who will help you move on from a bad relationship… by taking you out and getting you drunk.” – Unknown
  100. “A true friend is someone who will support your crazy dreams… as long as they don’t involve skydiving or eating bugs.” – Unknown

Posted

in

by

admin

Tags:

Comments

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *